foxnewsofficial:

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

(via hylianpoppunk)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via janethedinasour)

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

recklessbutdontpannic:

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

(via isabel-ali-ruiz)

I love the way girls fuck. I love how they try so hard to be quiet, but when the right spot is stroked at exactly the right time, they can’t help but let a moan escape. I love how around family they’re so sweet and innocent, but in the bedroom they bite and moan like the bad girl they are. I love how she feels against me, and I love to hear how I feel against her. I love when our bodies combine as one and I can feel her soul intertwine with mine. I love the taste of her, I love her scent. I love the love scars she gives me. I love the way we make love.

(Source: cardmecameron, via paralleluniverse666)

Im v cute rn

I can closet cosplay gerard because of my hair now, I need the y2k jeans plz

awwww-cute:

Otters can have fun even out of the water

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via pullmyheartstringsss)

just redyed my hair bright ass red, feelin like ariel up in here. <3

radicalfeminisms:

this is a daily reminder to support women:

  • support women while having critical conversations
  • support women who have critical conversations
  • support women who agree with you
  • support women who disagree with you
  • support women who are vulnerable in some ways
  • support women who are strong in others
  • support women who have never had such care
  • support women who just need a little bit of encouragement
  • support women, always

(Source: lesradicalfeminisms, via chubby-bunnies)


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